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Things I Never Thought I'd Do

Pie Cans Whip Cream Feather Bucket Embarassing Underwear Floss Fish Other things: Wheel of Happy Fun time things Need something “gross” for the bucket… (possibly pudding, jello, tartar sauce, mayo, can of soup) Garbage Bags or Tarp Banner A chair Laptop Digital Camera cooler ice ? A table? tequila? Big Sheets of Paper Tape Markers Bondage...

Post-Cycle

Occasionally - and with great trepidation - I operate as an independent artist, away from Swallow-a-Bicycle. The next such occasion is coming up quickly - an event called Post on June 1st. It's the brainchild...

Nibbler the Churchmouse

Our production of Shhhh! has wrapped, and it was a big success for the Swallow-a-Bicycle team. Thank you to everyone who came out! The show was particularly challenging for me because I decided, somewhat recklessly,...

In the blog world at last

Seeing as I was the one who harassed these guys for a blog page on our fancy new website I suppose it’s time I write something. I was hoping that these pages would be a...

Wardrobe

I eventually settled on an outfit for Sexual Outlaws. Sorry,...

All Leda's Fault

I think it important to reitarate that the title and theme are really all Leda's fault. People think mark and i are constantly throwing sex parties or something. Actually Leda got the burlesque troop...

Outlawed

It seemed like a great idea. "Let's have a party!" Okay, that sounds good. What should we call it? Something... y'know... something sexy. Tantalizing. Sins and Inhibitions? Sinful Desires! Carnal Desires. Carnal Inhibitions? Friday Night F**k! "It's on...

No longer emerging

Well i am going to write so Mark doesn't feel so lonely. I just turned 30 which i believe makes me no longer an "emerging artist". This means i am now qualified to tell...

The Loneliest Number

So, I did teach Charles and Léda how to use the blog. I did, for real. I'm not some kind of blog-hog. But they just don't seem to be jumping onto the blog train....

Identity Crisis Resolved

Hooray - I'm me again! Thanks to our fabulous web designer, Chelsea Klukas, I've deciphered the mysteries of WordPress and I'm able to post under my own name. Go technology! We've had a lot of...

Bloggity Blog Blog

Well, the blog seems to be working! I'm not totally sure how to use it yet, but I think that's more my fault than the blog's. (I'm also not sure how to post as "Mark"...